But It’s Better If You Do de Panic! at the Disco

Now I´m of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
As she sheds her skin on stage
I´m seated and sweating to a dance song on the club´s P.A.
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Smirking between dignified sips
of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri

And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

Oh, but I´m afraid that I
Well, I may of faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place

Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, that´s right, that I may have faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place

And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, I may of faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place

Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, that´s right, well I may have faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place

And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety

Praying for love and paying in naivety
Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh

Now I´m of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
As she sheds her skin on stage
I´m seated and sweating to a dance song on the club´s P.A.
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Smirking between dignified sips
of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri
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And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
-
Oh, but I´m afraid that I
Well, I may of faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place
-
Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, that´s right, that I may have faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place
-
And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
-
Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, I may of faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place
-
Well, I´m afraid that I
Well, that´s right, well I may have faked it
And I wouldn´t be caught dead in this place
-
And isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
Oh, and isn´t this exactly where you´d like me
I´m exactly where you´d like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
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Praying for love and paying in naivety
Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh